For all of you that want to know the drama but don’t care enough to look it all up yourselves!
On Sunday, September 24th, the 10th anniversary of Keeping Up With the Kardashians special aired along with some of their drama.
Let’s start with the most favorite and famous of ‘em all… Rob! As usual, he was a no show for the special but according to Momager, Kris, he is “okay” so obviously things are all good there. He is trying to raise his daughter Dream. If only her name was Kream, then she’d be a real Kardashian. Rob was in a nasty court battle over Dream, revenge porn, and abuse allegations with ex-fiance, model Blac Chyna, which could still be ongoing but no one really knows because we don’t pay attention to Rob. News is surfacing about how he is now suing Blac Chyna over domestic abuse claims. The drama continues, and Rob is finally interesting.
Now on to Kim: She was seen wearing $900 sweatpants and Yeezys (again) with her two children North and whatever his name is, going somewhere expensive and pointless. Apparently she is going to have a third child via surrogate, and in recent pictures you can see how difficult this pregnancy is on Kim.
Speaking of pregnancy, Kylie is allegedly pregnant with her boyfriend of six months after telling rapper Tyga, ex-boyfriend of almost three years, that she wasn’t ready to get “serious”. Knowing Kylie, she will reveal the news through her famous lip kits. But if the news is true, we’ve listed some names we would love for the future Kardashian-Jenner…
- Kris Jr.
Well enough talk about the youngest member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan, let’s talk about the oldest Kardashian-Jenner… Kris! She has been partying all summer and reliving her younger days, but now she’s back to business. After hearing about the sudden pregnancy of her youngest daughter, the momager fears that it will hinder Kylie’s cosmetics empire, partially because she gets a percentage of the profits. While Kris was left in the dark about the Kylie news, Caitlyn Jenner wasn’t too shocked because she was told about it a while ago. Obviously we can tell who Kylie’s favorite mother is!
Another mother that likes to party in foreign countries and my favorite, Kourtney, was just recently in Paris for Fashion Week with new boyfriend, Younes Bendjima. There’s nothing that has changed; she still has three kids and still doesn’t eat gluten.
Kourtney has been in the news lately because her ex, Scott Disick, is dating Sofia Richie. But he’s been rumored to be dating multiple younger girls so this isn’t anything new.
While we’re on the topic of new relationships, Kendall has been seen with Blake Griffin multiple times, while still allegedly dating A$AP Rocky. She was seen at New York Fashion week walking down really long runways with lots of expensive clothes on and getting her pictures taken. It was a lot of hard work. She has also recently addressed her Pepsi ad controversy and stated that she didn’t mean to offend anyone and that would never be something she would do on purpose. But still, Coke is better.
Now on to the most important Kardashian, the backbone of the family and the star of the show. Khloe has been working on a clothing line called Good America and is reportedly expecting a baby with boyfriend, Tristan Thompson. This relationship must be going well because she never wanted to have kids with Lamar Odom, James Harden, and French Montana. She even faked not being able to have kids with Lamar, because taking care of him was a full-time job. Speaking of her terrible past, OJ Simpson has just been released on probation after nine years in jail. Will Khloe rekindle her relationship with her real father? If so, we’ll be looking for it on TV.
All the sisters are excited for the new arrivals, have been asking each other for tips, and spending thousands of dollars on new baby gear. These unborn babies might just be the stylish Kardashian offspring yet. We can only hope that they are born with the signature lips and butts. In like 20 years they will take over the show and setting trends just like the rest of their famous family. By that time the only true Kardashian will be Rob’s daughter, Dream. That won’t stop Kim’s children from taking the lead on the show in the true Kardashian way. Real question is, whose child will most likely grow up and take grandma Kris’ position as manager?